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on coping

jareen:
it's a freaking bear; if it could it would eat our faces off
rachel:
no it wouldn't!
jareen:
why else would they have bear mace?! that stuff is not for humans.
rachel:
i firmly believe that if i was lost in the forest a bear would take care of me a la the jungle book rather than eat me.
jareen:
you live in a world of fantasy. FANTASY!!!
rachel:
i know, but it's the only way i can stay sane

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