2 notes September 6, 2012 on coping jareen:it's a freaking bear; if it could it would eat our faces off rachel:no it wouldn't! jareen:why else would they have bear mace?! that stuff is not for humans. rachel:i firmly believe that if i was lost in the forest a bear would take care of me a la the jungle book rather than eat me. jareen:you live in a world of fantasy. FANTASY!!! rachel:i know, but it's the only way i can stay sane Filed under oxymorons