No one really loses in college football. You either win, or you drink. Both are fine outcomes.
Drew Magary (via gq)
true of all college sports, really. when i was visiting duke as a high school senior, i went to watch an elite eight game in cameron with the students. i asked what would happen if they won. “we’ll all go drink,” a guy told me. and if they lost? “we’ll…go drink.”
(via gq)