cabaret tickets procured! the countdown to march 2014 begins. sarah, what else should i see while i’m in ny?
Cats Stealing Dog Beds (by Vietnam Gaming Channel)
greatest video in youtube history
david tennant is awfully mad at that tree, you guys.
the hairpin is doing an entire SERIES on the tenth anniversary of love actually. because you thought you couldn’t love them more.
just bought this amazing sequined deco dress (which looks way better in person than it does in this photo). holiday parties, come to me!
(ps - forever 21, $42. I KNOW.)
SEXY SRIRACHA. Red mini-dress or other tiny revealing red clothing. Green rooster cutout pinned to your shirt (though low enough as to not obscure your cleavage.) Feel free to disperse toxic fumes.
DEAD BROGRAMMER. Jeans. Hoodie. Conference lanyard and nametag. Condescending attitude. Copious amounts of stage blood.
SUPER GONORRHEA. Wear a cape with a big G on it. Cover your face in fake boils. Affix yourself to an unassuming friend and tell him/her that there is no cure for your love.
ZOMBIE CARRIE BRADSHAW. Mini-dress. Fur. Large cordless phone. Smear mascara and eyeshadow to create impression of death. Frequently say things like, “With all of the eligible men still alive, what’s an undead girl to do?” and “I wondered: Was I killing him with my desire to get close?”
MILEY. Red lipstick. Docs. Hanes Her Way and a cropped white tank top that you tug at frequently. Demolition equipment and twerking attempts optional.
HANNAH HORVATH. Construct a bathtub out of cardboard and wear it around your midsection. Go topless. (Alternate version: Mesh tank top with no bra.)
EMOJI TWINS. Blonde wigs. Leotards. Cat ears. Lots of mascara. Perpetual can-can pose.
WENDY DAVIS. Business attire and pink sneaks. Filibustering optional.
SUSAN SONTAG. Black turtleneck or men’s button-up shirt. Paint a white streak in your hair. Blow everyone’s mind with your sexy brain.
ICONA POP. Crop top and round sunglasses. Occasionally scream, “I don’t care!” and “I love it!”
reblogging because zombie carrie bradshaw is GENIUS.
Anything can happen on Halloween/Your toenails grow and your hair turns green/Your teacher could become a sardine/Your dentist could turn into a queen/Has anybody seen my tambourine?/I may start playing Begin the Beguine
A brief history.
um, yes. this is real, and all the kitties are adoptable, and all the money goes to a shelter.
since i already have a kitty of my very own, when’s the doggie version coming out?
Happy Punny Friday. Love, The Zs
gold and pink. come to me.