September 2011
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staylorellis:
I REGRET TO INFORM YOU THAT MY WEDDING TO CAPTAIN VON TRAPP HAS BEEN CANCELED.
also: AN UPDATE ON THE PROBLEM OF MARIA
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“Difficult as it is to believe, not everyone loves cats. Genghis Kahn was a...”
– via rulingcatsanddogs
so, this totally goes along with my theory that if you do not love cats OR dogs (obviously it is best to love both, but you have to love at least one), then you are probably a serial killer.
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thatluciegirl:
downtherebythetrain:
The German word “kummerspeck” means “excess weight gained by emotional over-eating” and translates literally as “grief bacon”.
NOW do you guys understand why i want to learn german so badly???
“You can’t use mind-over-matter when your mind is a compete and total...”
– I Wanted to Write About Sports, but I Couldn’t Because I Was Having a Small Nervous Breakdown. (They’re Going Around, Dontcha Know?) | xoJane
<3 this article
“SIR – I must object in the strongest terms to the use of the oxymoronic...”
– An Economist reader reminds us of our responsibilities. And rightly so. (via theeconomist)
this is why the economist is pretty much the best publication ever.
“A new study suggests that money and a student’s ability to pay full...”
– Study: Money, Not Grades, Top Goal Of College Admissions
this is heartbreaking. i was so lucky to go to a need-blind school (a college that doesn’t consider ability to pay when making admissions decisions). duke also meets 100% of students’ financial need, which is even better.
“A big vocabulary. You want to wake up next to ‘smart’.”
– Darren Criss, on what he looks for in a lady (via thatluciegirl)
jodilyn:
The main problem with this is that I think people take this shyness as really being bitchiness. That I’m doing it on purpose or that I don’t want to communicate with them. But… I’m not doing it on purpose and I really do want to talk with them - I just sometimes am so wracked with fear, nothing intelligent-sounding comes out.
I sometimes wonder how it’s so possible for me to have...
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Things That Piss Me Off
so, are we the same person? i bolded the ones that make me want to tear my own head off and eat it (to quote helen fielding):
thefrenemy:
People who walk three at a time on the sidewalk, usually high school girls, who are linking arms and skipping down the street like I have NOWHERE to go I HAVE SOMEWHERE TO GO
When the outfit I love is great but doesn’t come in my size, like little elves come...
My Superpower Is Being Alone Forever | The Awl →
washingtonpoststyle:
Michaele Salahi wasn’t kidnapped — she ran off with the guitarist from Journey
so, this headline might be even better than “Airline passengers drunk, not infected with swine flu”
The Best Time I Didn't Sit Next to Harrison Ford |... →
TRAGIC.
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