scene: cnn center atrium, tj's, 10:30 am
me: are you guys still serving breakfast?
disgruntled businessman behind me: are you guys serving beer yet?
also: (i should point out that said businessman was in atlanta for a conference and does not work at cnn/turner.)
I live my life the way I want my autobiography to read later.– Hahn-Bin (via musingsinfemininity) yup. i do this to a (massive) fault.
What Percent Are You? - Real Time Economics - WSJ →
npr: The calculator shows where your income stands on the wide range of the 99%. An annual salary above $506,000 puts you in the top 1%, while you need to make less than $2,500 a year to be in the bottom 1%. Where do you stand?
Schools close as lions, tigers, bears on the prowl...
Schools shuttered and some frightened residents said they were hunkering down in their homes as sheriff’s deputies hunted lions, tigers, leopards and grizzly bears that escaped from a preserve. OMG. come live with me, lovely creatures! you can all hang out on my deck and be cute together, and i won’t shoot you with a tranquilizer gun. it’s a win-win.
Bring On The Seasonally Inappropriate Holiday...
If I have to be driving around with my headlights on at 7 at night, still trying to have a productive day even though it’s pitch dark out, I want to be seeing some damn twinkle lights and an inflatable snowman. a thousand times yes.
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west elm’s email subject lines know the way to my heart. “including all owls.” genius.
Being single is basically like living “Castaway,” all of the time.– xoJane.com, on being sick when you live alone TRU DAT.
Nick Brandt's Portraits of Wildlife in East Africa... →
I know for sure that you can tell how smart people are by what they laugh at.– Tina Fey (via ovariesbeforebrovaries)