“I’m heading out tonight to stare at people, find bathrooms to pee in, and try to secretly adjust my tights in public. It’ll be a rocking time I’m sure, but Saturdays never fail to remind me how much more fun I have before or after going out than actually being out.”—
“I know making decisions is hard. I know this because I try to never make them. I whine continuously until somebody finally says “fuck you we’ll..” and they’ll just make the decision for me. […] I’m not indecisive, I just choose to judge your choices instead!”—
You know that feeling? When you’re just waiting. Waiting to get home, into your room, close the door, fall into bed, and just let everything out that you kept in all day. That feeling of both relief and desperation. Nothing is wrong. But nothing is right either. And you’re tired. Tired of everything, tired of nothing.
“Today, the default mode for many women is looking hot, but eccentric style is cerebral rather than flagrantly sexual. It’s the antidote to the Jersey Shore.”—Simon Doonan, on quirky fashion (via sarazucker)
"The feline is an ideal lifestyle match for the urban dweller. Cats are compact and quiet. You can leave them be for a night or two and they have a natural skill set which prevents them from urinating on the floor. As if all this weren’t enough, their mere presence deters rodents. Yet we opt to praise dog-owners, giving credence to the unnatural existence of a dog in a yardless landscape via leash laws and doggie daycare. Who amongst us hasn’t seen a Great Dane trotting across Broadway and said: Where on Earth is that thing going home to? Like many of New York’s mass suburbanization efforts, such creatures are better in theory than in practice. See also: swimming pools in dumpsters.”
Today, it's 101010. That's 42 in Binary - and 42 is the answer to life, the universe and everything. Therefore, today is everything.
I’d like to make a minor edit:
Today, it’s 101010. That’s 42 in Binary - and 42 is the answer to life, the universe and everything. Today is also my birthday. Therefore, I am LIFE, THE UNIVERSE, EVERYTHING. So show some respect, y’all.